Nadia

Last Updated June 21, 2010

Welcome to my LJ. It is 99% Public, you lucky ducks!

Topics generally include the following:

- The Lolita fashion community
- Minekura Kazuya’s Saiyuki
- Warhammer 40,000
- My Arts and Crafts projects
- Internet Trolling
- The rollercoaster state of my health

If you find me mildly interesting, feel free to friend me.

WHO FUCKING CALLED IT
THE KOTEN SANZO IS A WOMAN
OH FUCK YEAH
WHO CALLED IT

Seriously, we called that shit years ago. Boom.

• Sat, 17:02: RT @h64: finny :3 <3 http://t.co/ONTVqukj
• Sat, 17:04: RT @conspiracyduck: o< DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE MEDIA, WE'VE GOT A BIGGER PROBLEM: JEWS CONTROL THE ***WIKIPEDIA*** o-
• Sat, 17:14: JUST LEARNED THAT WHEN PEOPLE SAY "FUCK THE POLIE" THEY USUALLY DON'T MEAN LITERALLY

I keep wanting to start blogging again, but I never do. Sigh.

In the news, I've been commissioned to design a layout for a queer porn production company. So that's fun. Might get hired full time. I love queers.

The other bit of excitement is that I've re-pierced my second earlobe hole, which had closed. Yeah, did it myself, but properly with sterilization and piercing needles and all that. Been meaning to do it for like, years now. Used a 14 gauge instead of regular 16 or 18, partly to keep it from closing again, but also because the jewelry selection is better. I've got some 16g needles coming in the mail so I can re-do the third holes on each side. (There's only one "second" hole because I have a mole on the other ear.)

And then I'm gonna get some tapers and stretch the primary lobe holes up to a 12g. I think that will look nice, 12-14-16, in a row. And I'll be able to wear the cool bone swirlies and stuff.

(And then I'll move on to the face. Provided whatever job I have allows. I miss my labret.)

Other things are probably happening too.

Thinking of trying Script Frenzy in April. Anyone else?

HOLY SHIIIIIIIT

I hate the term "colorway".

That is all.

Oh man, how I'd love to be a mod for egl.

Lolita wank is always the most entertaining.

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EDIT: Oh shit, you need references! Snap.

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EDIT: Final outcome: little wank. You guys so sirry.

I have a girl boner for Wordpress.

That is all.

So recently I've developed this weird obsession with Phineas and Ferb, and while I should have known better, I was surprised to discover Doofenshmirtz has a huge ridiculous fangirl following. I can't decide if this increases or lowers my faith in humanity. Hmm.

Anyway, earlier today I was watching this episode, in which it is Doofenshmirtz's birthday. This inspired me to ask the (completely pointless) question: what's his star sign?

Check out my fancy-pantsy "logic", also known as "putting way too much thought into it":

- The show takes place during the U.S. Summer vacation time, which is about 6 and 12 weeks long depending on where you are, sometime between May and September. (By the way, that means it's 84 days long, not the 104 days the opening song mentions, but I digress.) Anyway, that means he's got a Summer birthday.

- The episode is "Raging Bully", one of the earliest ones, aired back in 2008, introduced some of what became regular characters. Since there is soooort of vague chronology in the series (more so than more cartoons anyway) this leads me to believe it must be early in the summer, May or June.

- Then it's just a matter of looking at the descriptions of May/June signs, which are Taurus, Gemini, and Cancer. And what do I find here...?

Traditional Gemini traits:
- Adaptable and versatile
- Communicative and witty
- Intellectual and eloquent
- Youthful and lively
- Nervous and tense
- Superficial and inconsistent
- Cunning and inquisitive

Oh, well then. That was easy, wasn't it?

You can read the rest over here or on any other Google search for Gemini, I'm sure, but here are some of the key (amusing) points:

• "They take up new activities enthusiastically but lack application, constantly needing new interests, flitting from project to project apparently purposelessly"


• "Since they lack the quality of conscientiousness, they are apt to fight a losing battle in any attempts they make to be moral (in the widest sense of the word)."


• "Most Gemini have a keen, intuitive, sometimes brilliant intelligence and they love cerebral challenges. But their concentration, though intense for a while, does not last."


• "They easily grasp almost everything requiring intelligence and mental dexterity, and are often able to marry manual skills to their qualities of mind."


• "Even at their worst they are never dull - there is usually playfulness below the surface, and they can be brilliant conversationalists - but they can also be quarrelsome, prattlers, boasters, liars and cheats."


• "they take danger no more seriously than anything else"


• "They like intrigue, the excitement of the chase, but once they have caught the prey, they lose interest and look around for the next creature to pursue."

Lol at that last one, since it was technically referring to Relationships...the more rabid fangirls should appreciate it.

So yeah. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is a Gemini. Says I.

(EDIT: Stupid picture, I don't know left from right.)

Selling some Lolita dresses soon. No sense in just putting them to storage. Be forewarned.

Why isn't CF Hardcore considered a hate group?

I am totally supportive of the Childfree movement and concepts. Unrelated, I've pretty much decided never to have children. But the seething anger which is cf_h blows my mind.

SUDDENLY: egl was mature. And it was about lolita furries, of all things.

Am I pleased or just mindfucked?

(Remember these? I got sucked in again.)


( You open one of the 996 boxes on this floor and find... )



( How could anyone throw THIS away? It's... )



( Dig Deeper... )

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I'd love to run a Cyberpunk style game about the Warehouse. It would be the most confusing, trippy game ever. Warehouse 23, the RPG.

( Actually, it would be awesome to play it this way: )

The biggest problem is that you wouldn't be able to propose the game to anyone, because they'd already know the plot.

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I just found a box with "A brand-new copy of Hello Kitty 40,000.". GG, Warehouse 23.

Mi-Ne brand cigarettes. (Pics.)

"Why do you smoke these?! Only gamblers and prostitutes smoke this brand! They are old people cigarettes." LMAO.

(Mi-Ne is the brand Nii Jyeni smokes, by the way.)

First, I know that posting poetry is for queers. But this one is good.

Secondly, it was posted on a website in 1997, and that website no longer exists, but I really want people to appreciate the awesomeness. I feel almost bad posting this, but since the site appears to be deceased, I'm sure the author will understand.

Feel the funny.


Last Meal of the Apocalypse
By Brian Bull

The Creature sat
upon an immense onyx throne
craving, waiting, lusting
its stubby fingers clutching
at the arm rests

The hour had come
the meal arrived
despite my protests
the Creature
after countless eons
was finally served its long-awaited repast

Guzzling,
Drooling, slurping
the Creature devoured the contents
of the crystal bowl
and shudders broke into stinging beads
of cold sweat upon
my neck

Content and crazed
the Creature belched and stared at us all
doomed souls
prey to our naiveness
victims of our best intentions

the sky shattered like glass
rainbow shards falling
into springing fountains of blood that spewed
forth from the earth

cackling madly
the Creature knew the End had arrived
the long-forgotten prophecy was now at its head
and mortals shrieked and ran
as the onslaught began

and as I sank
beneath the frothy scarlet ichor
that rolled over the streets like ocean waves
I only had a moment
to curse the day
we gave that damn rabbit
his bowl of Trix.

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(In unrelated news, I finally posted the terrifying Legal info on the Coontree site. It's still beta, but it's better than nothing.)